From: Dresden, Germany
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Thursday, July 17, 2008,12:37 AM
High class journalism!
There's this stupid newspaper here, a tabloid, which is famous for coming up with the worthless shit, but today they made it, really big. They have there, on their first page "WE CAUGHT THEM HAVING SEX ON THE ROOF OF THE BUILDING!!!" *oh, wow, OMG, faints!*
When you read such stuff, you think that it's about someone really famous, like some football player or such. When you read "THEM" in a title you think they caught David Beckham having sex with someone else than his wife or so... But no, no one famous. *disappointed pout* Just an ordinary couple, a guy and a girl that wanted to sun bath on the top of their building, and, in the heat of the moment, started doing it. So "THEM" were just some fella with his gf.
But then there's this "CAUGHT". OMG Jail, handcuffs, anti-terrorists squad... Noooooooooo, not the police caught them. The brave reporter had. Yes, the reporter, or the reporters. How? Well, beats me, but who the hell in their right minds would go searching on the top of the buildings (mind you these are 4 or 10 story buildings, so it's not easy...) and then watch and take pics of two people doing it? I assume the reporter wanked a bit too, while watching the whole scene. Because he/she/it is a human too... And because only a wanker would come up with such a story, and print it on the first page of a national newspaper. And by the tone of the "news", I assume the reporter had either A) never had sex or, more likely, barely heard of such a thing called sex, and usually in a very, very bad context; or B) knows what's that sex, never has any, because he/she/it is just a freak no one would get laid with, not even for a mercy-fuck.
On a more serious and close analysis, I assume it's all made up. The couple was paid or did it even for free, just to get notoriety *rolls eyes*, because if you watch the pictures (YES, there are pictures too!!!!) you can see that the girl is rather posing, than being busy with her stuff and unaware of that wanker snapping pictures of them doing it. Guess the cam is now a bit sticky too.
Anyway, here's the gem, if you understand the language, if you don't, you can look at those, otherwise very small, pictures. (The reaction of the readers is worth 1 mill. also). First class journalism, what else can I say?!
When you read such stuff, you think that it's about someone really famous, like some football player or such. When you read "THEM" in a title you think they caught David Beckham having sex with someone else than his wife or so... But no, no one famous. *disappointed pout* Just an ordinary couple, a guy and a girl that wanted to sun bath on the top of their building, and, in the heat of the moment, started doing it. So "THEM" were just some fella with his gf.
But then there's this "CAUGHT". OMG Jail, handcuffs, anti-terrorists squad... Noooooooooo, not the police caught them. The brave reporter had. Yes, the reporter, or the reporters. How? Well, beats me, but who the hell in their right minds would go searching on the top of the buildings (mind you these are 4 or 10 story buildings, so it's not easy...) and then watch and take pics of two people doing it? I assume the reporter wanked a bit too, while watching the whole scene. Because he/she/it is a human too... And because only a wanker would come up with such a story, and print it on the first page of a national newspaper. And by the tone of the "news", I assume the reporter had either A) never had sex or, more likely, barely heard of such a thing called sex, and usually in a very, very bad context; or B) knows what's that sex, never has any, because he/she/it is just a freak no one would get laid with, not even for a mercy-fuck.
On a more serious and close analysis, I assume it's all made up. The couple was paid or did it even for free, just to get notoriety *rolls eyes*, because if you watch the pictures (YES, there are pictures too!!!!) you can see that the girl is rather posing, than being busy with her stuff and unaware of that wanker snapping pictures of them doing it. Guess the cam is now a bit sticky too.
Anyway, here's the gem, if you understand the language, if you don't, you can look at those, otherwise very small, pictures. (The reaction of the readers is worth 1 mill. also). First class journalism, what else can I say?!
